function onUse( cid, item, frompos, item2, topos )
	local sounds = {
		[8981] = { "It's news to me!", "News, updated as infrequently as possible!", "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!", "Fresh off the press!" },
		[9002] = { "Weirdo, you're a weirdo! Actually all of you are!", "Pie for breakfast, pie for lunch and pie for dinner!", "All hail the control panel!", "I own, Tibiacity owns, perfect match!", "Hug me! Feed me! Hail me!" }
	}
	
	doPlayerSay( cid, sounds[item.itemid][math.random(1, table.maxn(sounds[item.itemid]))], TALKTYPE_ORANGE_1 )
end